A set of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "OK, I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
There’s a sweet old couple happily living life. One day the wife went in for a medical exam and when she came home she reported to her husband, "The doctor says I have the heart of a 50-year-old, lungs of a 40-year-old, and the blood pressure of a 25-year-old."
The huband replies, "Oh really? And what did he say about your 70-year-old ass?"
She replied, "He never mentioned you."
There’s a sweet old couple happily living life. One day the wife went in for a medical exam and when she came home she reported to her husband, "The doctor says I have the heart of a 50-year-old, lungs of a 40-year-old, and the blood pressure of a 25-year-old."
The huband replies, "Oh really? And what did he say about your 70-year-old ass?"
She replied, "He never mentioned you."
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